Things that I now apparently need to own.

I've been off work sick today so I've been rampaging around the internet (interspersed with some light napping and whinging that I'm going to die) and now I have a list of things a mile long that I need to own.

Let's start off with this little beauty.  There is nothing in life that I like more than a good comedy scarf.

And this one ticks all the requisite boxes.  It's two tone, will go with pretty much all my outfits and who doesn't love a stupid moustache*?

Then, there's these which I love beyond measure.  I adore the idea of hiding a gun under my pillow.

 Did I mention that they're organic and fair trade AND will go with my existing bedding.  It's like the universe is trying to make me shop.

Then I found these ebony and silver stacking rings.

I've been looking for some stacking rings for a while and I keep coming back to this set.  Really so cute.  But after that I got caught in a bit a ring loop. 

With a freshwater pearl and hand beaten silver offering

And then this fun resin one which has a dandelion set inside it.

In a conscious effort to drag myself away from rings, I started looking a pictures for my picture wall and found this rainy day otter.

Is it too twee?  I'm really not sure.  But then I found THIS, it's got an otter inside of it!  Rising from a sea of coffee!  I think my life might actually be complete!  I think that I might have used up an entire allowance of exclamation marks in one go!

I have to confess that things rather went downhill from there as I was sucked into an endless loop of otter based tat.  When I seriously found myself trying to appreciate an abstract, badly molded otter pendant that was being sold as a Patronius Otter inspired by Harry Potter I decided to give up for the day. 

But not before I bought the world's best present for my nephew who will be turning one in the next couple of weeks.  Oh and I might have bought myself the scarf as well


*on scarfs obviously.  When they're actually on boyfriend's faces they're entirely less entertaining,